The southern H assault

Got it as a forward n liked it....Please take it on a lighter note:)

This article is not written to offend anyone. It’s just what I have as my personal view about how things work differently in different regions. Hope everyone takes this article on a lighter note.

The southern H assault

Disclaimer: All characters in this article are fictitious. Please do not try to identify yourself with any of them. By no means they’re you.

H. Don't you think H looks like PETRONAS....the two towers separated by a bridge. PETRONAS has a huge reputation, and it symbolizes the era it exits in. So has H. After all there would be no eart-H and H-umanity without H. But since last few years, I've had a huge sympathy for H. Since joining this co., I had been in south for all the time. It’s been 16 months of south flavor in my life. Mysore, then Bangalore and now in Hyderabad. Regions changed, so did the dialects. But one thing did not change. Slaughtering 'H'.

You loose your identity if you are dependant on other. Also, you loose your dignity if people call you with different names...or say they don't know your name at all. Feels worst, I know . Even if you remind them like thousand times, they're gonna call you what they have named you. In such a situation, I'd rather kill that guy or frustrated, will change my name. But poor H can't do so either.

Do you read boards, name-plates and billboards in soutH? I guess everyone does that. Now either painters painting them are too careless or it’s the ad designers who take things for granted. But it's H who has to suffer every time. I'll tell you how.

1. FirstH and tHe foremostH tHing (I guess, itHs already stHartHed), H has been made T's slave. Everywhere, H has comes free along with T. Don’t believe me? Ask all the SatHis, AmitHs and SwatHis. I see it as H sitting on floor next to T’s throne. I don’t understand what sense does it make to make an alphabet, follow the other every time. A big solution to this would be to combine T n’ H and derive a new alphabet that will by default serve the purpose of TH. But that will screw up the general English as it would be really difficult for others to understand this alien language.

Once $ere was $is $ug in $ailand who could $ug you and rob you of ever$ing you had in no time.

[Ok...was just testing you. My bad, won’t do it again.]

2. This is not all. Then comes the next insult to H. This time...they rob H of its dignity, as if H has no identity of its own.

SatHis (on a call): Take down my name. Its “Es-Ay-Ti”.
AmritHa: Ok, “Es-Ay-Ti”.
SatHis: “Hetch[]-Ayi-Es”
AmritHa: “Hutch[couldn’t find reaction]-Ayi-Yes”.

H, buddy, sympathy for you is ever growing.

(wait....I guess I just decoded the encrypted message in HUTCH add of dog following the boy...Still was wondering why they named their co. HUTCH)

3. And then comes in the biggest of ‘em all. We all know its worst to be asked to relocate anytime and every time you try to settle somewhere. But humans still can complain. H seems to be the worst affected of this syndrome. Again don’t believe me? I had a bunch of friends in college who joined different co.s in south (different cities off course). They were Swetha (formerly Shweta), Sathis (formerly Satish) and Santhi (formerly Shanti) [No, you don’t know any of them for sure]. I am damn sure there is some kind of magnetism here that makes H jump from its place and relocate.

But after all, this is what we call life. Strange things do happen to people at strange times and places and now even alphabets are no exceptions. H is getting it’s share of bitter taste of life. But hope it will soon see its sweet days when H will be everywhere. [Thish whill haphphen...jusht whait n’ whathch].